Dear Promoter,

Thank you for travelling thus far.  I think you will be delighted with the cornucopia of magical delights that you find herein. 

At present I’m trying to figure out how to embed a downloadable document that embodies all the information below but… as Groucho Marx once said ” a four year old child could understand how to do this…find me a four year old child because I’ve no idea how to do this”

I remain your obedient servant,

Baldini